Only my boss....

Most bosses try to motivate their employees. Mine is a bit different. She buys every one in the office "de-motivation" desktop calendars for Christmas.

Hope
May not be warranted  at this point.

Goals
It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.

 

Government
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

 

Congress
Proudly defending the status quo long after the quo has lost its status

My favorite is the one that will be hanging in our conference room:

Meetings
None of us is as dumb as all of us.

(via Despair.com)

Love my office.